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2020.10.13 23:19 shepanda A comprehensive guide to ASTRO

Hello everyone! I'm here to help you get to know my ult group, ASTRO. This guide will cover predebut, members, discography, variety/covers, and solo activities! So fair warning, this will be a very long post. I hope it's helpful to any new/prospective AROHAs.
Basics: who are ASTRO? ASTRO (아스트로) is a 6 member boy group who debuted in 2016 under Fantagio Entertainment. Predebut, they released content under the name of iTeen Boys and had additional members who ended up not debuting. The group is composed of Jinjin, MJ, Cha Eunwoo, Moonbin, Rocky, and Yoon Sanha. Their music has undergone a gradual transition from bright/youthful to more emotional/edm-ish through the years, while still maintaining a trademark ASTRO sound. Their fans are known as AROHA, which stands for "AstRO Heart All fans" as well as meaning "love" in Maori. The name AROHA is meant to symbolize the love between ASTRO and their fans.
Members Jinjin: The second-oldest, Jinjin (real name Park Jinwoo, 1996) is the leader of the group. He is 1/2 of the rap line and 1/3 of the dance line, and participates in choreographing/writing lyrics/composing for the group. Jinjin's rap style is slower and almost drawl-like at times, which provides excellent contrast to Rocky's energeticness. In terms of personality, he is more laid-back and is often the victim of teasing from the other members.
MJ: Although MJ is the oldest of the group, he often fools new fans into thinking he's the youngest. MJ (real name Kim Myungjun, 1994) is the main vocalist of ASTRO and has very distinctive, bright vocals. If you hear a gorgeous falsetto floating over any ASTRO song, chances are it's MJ. As previously mentioned, MJ is very energetic and youthful, often teaming up with youngest member Sanha (6 years his junior) to poke fun at the rest of the members or come up with strange dances.
Cha Eunwoo: The face of the group, Eunwoo (real name Lee Dongmin, 1997) is undoubtedly the most well-known member. If you're ever in Korea, chances are high that you'll see Eunwoo's face on an ad or CF. He is a lead vocalist in ASTRO and has many 'killing parts' in their songs. While his voice isn't as powerful as MJ or Sanha, he has a pleasant, light tone that goes very well with their more lighthearted songs.
Moonbin: Affectionately known as "puppy-cat" due to his visuals, Moonbin (real name Moon Bin, 1998) is 2/3 of the dance line and another lead vocalist, as well as a member of subunit MOONBIN&SANHA which debuted this year. Moonbin is known for his power, both in dancing and in daily life (see: ISAC ssireum competition). He has a charming, versatile tenor. Moonbin has been an actor from childhood, in dramas like "Boys Over Flowers" and "Persevere, Goo Haera". His younger sister is Moon Sua.
Rocky: The second youngest, Rocky (real name Park Minhyuk, 1999) is often mistaken for being older due to his quieter personality. Rocky is 2/2 of the rap line and 3/3 of the dance line, although he has also contributed some gorgeous vocals to a few of ASTRO's songs. Like Jinjin, Rocky actively choreographs (for ASTRO, but also for other groups)/writes lyrics/composes. He is very reliable and hardworking, to the point where the members have nicknamed him "Dependable Rock".
Yoon Sanha: The mischievous youngest member of ASTRO, Yoon Sanha (2000) debuted at just 15 years old. He's another main vocalist, with a powerful voice. Sanha loves to play the guitar and has performed various covers at many of their concerts. Although Sanha is the youngest, he is the tallest member and loves to tease the shorter members. He is the second member of the subunit MOONBIN&SANHA which debuted this year with "Bad Idea".
Predebut to now: A "Brief" History As mentioned above, ASTRO was first introduced as Fantagio Boys/i-Teen Boys, which included all the current male trainees under Fantagio. At this time, there were many more members such as iKON's Chanwoo and SF9's Chani.
After many lineup changes through the years, the current members announced their name and released a drama called To Be Continued with Kim Saeron to promote.
All the members had varying training times, with Rocky and Bin both entering the company around age 10 (hence their nickname "The Ancestors"), Sanha joining 2-3 years later, and finally Eunwoo/Jinjin/MJ beginning around 2013.
They released their debut album "Spring Up" in 2016, and continued releasing music regularly until 2018, when Fantagio encountered internal issues (i.e. bankruptcy). All Fantagio groups went on a long hiatus, and Arohas were very nervous that ASTRO would disband.
At this time, Eunwoo was working his butt off and starring in dramas like Gangnam Beauty, hosting music shows, and basically singlehandedly keeping Fantagio afloat/promoting Astro. During this hiatus, they released "Always You," known as the "lost comeback" as they weren't able to promote or perform it.
Once the company issues got better, Astro came back in early 2019 with their first full album "All Light," which earned them their first win! They also released a new web drama called Soul Plate. In late 2019, Bin went on a brief hiatus for health concerns, which led to him missing promotions for Blue Flame. He returned in time for the next comeback. Since then, they have been regularly releasing music, with the latest comeback as a full group being "Gateway" in May of this year.
Discography ASTRO debuted with a bubbly cheerful feel, with title tracks like Hide&Seek, Cat's Eye, Breathless, Confession, and Baby. They’ve kept this style through their whole discography in various b-sides like You Smile, When You Call My Name, and All About You.
This continued until the special album Winter Dream, where they released the more emotional Should've Held On . They have a great vocal line, and have released gorgeous ballads like Innocent Love, Growing Pains, Your Love, Love Wheel, and No, I Don’t.
With their 6th mini album Dream pt 2, ASTRO’s sound became more elegant and marked a shift in style of their title tracks. Crazy Sexy Cool was the title track, which was followed up with the gorgeous All Night. Some other tracks that follow this style (kind of) are Merry Go Round, Eyez On U, and Aishiteru.
Their most recent tracks have been more emotional and edm-like, with title tracks Blue Flame, Knock, and Bad Idea. Other tracks that have a similar edgy or electronic feel are Moonwalk, Lights On, and Go&Stop.
Variety ASTRO has a ton of pre-debut content and variety content which can be a bit overwhelming but there are a lot of classics. I’m listing out my personal favorites but there are ones that I missed for sure. Feel free to comment on your favorites!
I-TEEN (predebut content) (all videos)

ASTRO Play (various vlog content) (all videos):
DDOCA: self filmed Astro videos (the camera’s name is ddoca) (All videos)
MOON BAP: Bin’s mukbang series here and here and here and also here
EUNWOO LIKE: Eunwoo’s solo vlog series, generally more laid back and calm (All Videos)
VARIOUS VARIETY
Covers Vocal
Dance/Choreo
Performance (Dance+ Vocal)
From u/rckoreo: a spreadsheet detailing their various covers! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QjDbA4p4pEmmrBZ-fJqfgiuFMNjR9SnhQPTgEXGhjtc/edit?usp=sharing
Solo Activities Jinjin: Like A King, Mad Max (please Fantagio give my boi Jinjin some more solo work)
MJ: the musical Jamie, King of Masked Singer, SUPERFIVE (trot group), All My Life (OST), Love In Spring (OST),
Eunwoo: Gangnam Beauty, Rookie Historian, Master In the House, Hit The Top, Top Management, Law of the Jungle, Handsome Tigers, will be starring in True Beauty, host for MBC & SBS, various product CFs that I can’t remember haha
Moonbin: Mermaid Prince, At Eighteen, Perseverance Goo Haera, Balloons, host for Show Champion
Rocky: Hit the Stage, Dance Wars, Shiny Blue (OST), SOHU KOREA interviewer
Sanha: King of Masked Singer, BREAK (OST), Law of the Jungle, Love Formula 11M, host for Show Champion
Conclusion I could honestly keep going, but this post is a monster so I'm gonna end it here. I hope that this was helpful to someone, and don't hesitate to ask if you're curious about anything ASTRO related! Also- my two other ult groups are KNK and Seventeen, is there any interest in me making a similar guide for eitheboth of those groups? Have a lovely day/night wherever you are!
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2020.09.02 05:42 qwertycoder Camera video hidden mms

We are all sad to hear about the death of Black Panther King Chadwick Boseman. He was a fine actor and played some of the most pivotal roles in his short span of making movies. And he was making some of these movies deep into stage three cancer all while keeping it a secret and smashing it in all of his roles.
Underneath everything there is a hidden saga being told. A strange world where everything is connected by some sort of energy that ebs and flows reality around in particular patterns.
I notice things and point things out that I find to be strange. Many people are quick to say that the things I bring up are “the work of the Illuminati” but I feel that it is no man or group that is running this algorithm of life and death, creation and destruction.
Ill start at the top of my research and just lay out the peculiar findings that I KNEW in my gut would be found. But then again everything is just coincidence......
The strangest thing happened when I looked up his birthday. I checked wikipedia and plugged in the date of birth till death day and saw 43 years.
Then I go to IMDB and also noticed many of the news outlets reporting “dies at 42” and “dies at 43” in about a half and half distribution.
Then almost as Im watching the edits begin and everything that once had his birthday at 11-29-1977 was now changed to 1978
This is not the first time this has happened and especially with someone with such a significant series of date counts attached to their birth and death days.
Born on the 333 day of the year and he lived 42y 8m 4w 2d But this is obfuscated with the alteration of his birthdate.
I stated that this wasn't the first time this happened as it happened with Joan Lee the wife of Stan Lee one of the co-creators of The Black Panther comic book series.

https://www.reddit.com/coincidence/comments/6mj1m9/joan_lee_birth_911_is_77y7m7d_from_911_until_he

Joans birthday 2-5-24 until 9-11-2001 is 77years 7months and 7 days inclusive! Joan died on 7-6-17 which is 5777 days after 9-11-2001!
7-7-17 was the day that Spider-man: Homecoming was released in theaters The day after Joan Lee began her journey HOME.
This is also strange because of the fact that on Trumps Inauguration 2016 he was 70y 7m 7d old. And he met with Putin the day after Joan lees death on 7-7-17 when Putin was entering his 777th month of life
Also note Trumps convergence with Abraham Lincoln, in addition to using Lincolns Bible to be sworn in on the inauguration day mentioned.
Trump’s first full day of life was 770 months, 777 weeks and 770 days after Lincoln was assassinated.

Trump’s first full day in office was 70 years, 777 months, 777 weeks and 777 days from the day Lincoln died. This day was on Trump’s 70th year, 7th month and 7th day of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTIw-djmQcY
But if you look now you will see a completely different birth-date
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Boocock_Lee
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1643074/
Here is a screenshot taken the day of Joan lees Death and one cannot ignore the blatent spiderman SYCHRONY Ad.
https://imgur.com/3ECPa1f
I took this screenshot NOT because of the date but because of the SYNCHRONY ad. But doing so gave me a record of the change happening the very next day when it was altered.

We got a little of topic bringing up Joan lee, Trump, Lincoln But it is also the finest example of a tight sync chain connecting multiple folks and also an example of Revisionist history when the dates are changes as we saw with Chadwick Boseman.
Chadwick Boseman was the King of Wakanda and builder of bridges and not barriers.
Black Panther was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby who debuted in the July 1966 edition of The Fantastic Four #52.
Jack Kirby was born 8-28-1917 and the day Chadwick Boseman died would have been Jack Kirby(black Panthers co-creator) 103rd birthday
Boseman played a collection of Real Historic Black figures that were firsts in their fields.
But lets go back to his first listed role.
https://www.slashfilm.com/all-my-children-fired-chadwick-boseman/
Chadwick plays Reggie in the soap opera All My Children and his role was taken over by Micheal B Jordan who would later portray his enemy in the Blockbuster hit Black Panther
The alchemy there is strong. 1 person splitting into 2 versions and they are Nemesis.
Killmonger was a Black Power “destruction of the White Colonists kind of person. “He became a subversive, with dreams of ridding Wakanda of what he termed "white colonialist" cultural influences and return it entirely to its ancient ways.”
Black Power and the Raised fist are symbols of the Black Panther Party symbology. There is a strong current in the Zietgiest right now that is pushing for the 2nd American Civil war.
Chadwicks first major feature film (42) had him play Jackie Robinson the FIRST Black man to join the MLB.
Robinson broke the baseball color line when he started at first base for the Brooklyn Dodgers on April 15, 1947.[2] When the Dodgers signed Robinson, they heralded the end of racial segregation in professional baseball that had relegated black players to the Negro leagues since the 1880s
Robinson heralded in the Segregation of the MLB. On 4-15-1947
Jack Roosevelt Robinson was born on January 31, 1919, into a family of sharecroppers in Cairo, Georgia. Note: CAIRO
The city was named after Cairo, the capital of Egypt. Why? Hmm.
So Boseman dieing at 42 and playing in the film 42 is not enough to warrant our attention but the icing on the cake is the effect of the CORONAVIRUS on the MLB.

The teams took the field in their No. 42 jerseys but walked off after a 42-second moment of silence.
https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2010854
MLB BLM
The on-field celebrations, including the league-wide wearing of number 42, instead took place on Friday, August 28, commemorating the 75th anniversary of the date Robinson met with Branch Rickey to discuss joining the Dodgers as well the 57th anniversary of the March on Washington.
75th and 57th anniversaries of 2 iconic events for the lives of black Americans.
https://www.espn.com/mlb/recap?gameId=401226183 There was a moment of silence before the game for Chadwick Boseman, the actor who played Jackie Robinson in the movie "42." Boseman died from colon cancer Friday, the day Major League Baseball marked its annual Jackie Robinson Day.
This is all made more shocking since it was during the Dodgers game on Jackie Robinson day that the announcement of Chadwicks death was made via Twitter.

Chadwick then went on too play the role of the 'Father of Soul” James Brown, in the film Get on Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upeKFdDWk4I
James brown had a ritual that he would perform on stage where he got down on his knees and a cape was placed upon his shoulders to give him the strength to “Get on Up”
https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/story-james-brown-cape-83rd-bday-article-1.2623276
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/funks-founding-father-james-brown-1933-2006-69720/
Boseman starred along side Nelsan Ellis who played Bobby Byrd
In 1952 Bobby Byrd formed and sang with a gospel group called the Gospel Starlighters. During a friendly baseball match at a juvenile prison, he met a young James Brown who was serving time there on robbery charges. Byrd befriended him and arranged for Byrd's family to oversee Brown's parole.[3] This began a personal and professional association that lasted until 1973.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1734700/
Nelsan Ellis also stared in the 2008 film The Express, along with Boseman. The film being about the first African American winner of the Heisman Trophy another First on the list of Firsts.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469903/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_27
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Butler
I also took note of Nelsan Ellis playing Martin Luther KING Jr in the film “The Butler”
Which was the final film of Laura Ziskin who died of breast cancer 6-12-2011 (Da 5 bloods releases on the 13th anniversary of Laura's death to Cancer.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Ziskin
In the late 1960s, after civil rights activist Martin Luther King, Jr.'s assassination, Louis tells his family that he has joined the Black Panthers. Cecil orders Louis and his girlfriend to leave his house. Louis is arrested again. Cecil becomes aware of President Richard Nixon's plans to suppress the Black Panthers.
Remember that Boseman died on the 75th anniversary of Jackie Robinson day and the 57th Anniversary of MLKs I have a dream speech in the National Mall/Lincoln memorial.
The reason Nelsan Ellis stands out to me is he was connected with Joan Lees death as her death was 7-6 and his was 7-8 and they were mirrors of one another. 93/39 black/white male/female. The mirroring element is highly important. But in seeing Boseman and Ellis together in 2 films made seeing Ellis's birth-date that much more potent.
Nelsan Eliis Born 11-30-1977 Chadwick Boseman Born 11-29-1977
Only 1 day separates the birth of these two men.

We are 3 episodes into the new HBO TV show about Jim Crow era racism in a Lovecraftian horror show called Lovecraft Country which debuted on 8-16-2020 12 day before Jackie Robinson day and Bosemans Death.
The first episode opens with a Dream Sequence.
“The opening monologue we hear in the first sequence of “Sundown” is a quote from the 1950 biopic The Jackie Robinson Story, a rosy recounting of the first officially acknowledged Black baseball player to join the Major Leagues. “This is the story of a boy and his dream,” the narrator recounts as our hero, Atticus, a.k.a. Tic, literally dreams of fighting a war, first against enemies in the trenches, and then against giant UFOs and flying Cthulhus. “But more than that, it is the story of an American boy and dream that is truly American.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jackie_Robinson_Story
A Biopic where Jackie Robinson plays himself.
Note The American Dream and I have a dream, coated with some revisionist history Lovecraft lore that Lovecraft would hate as he was a racist.( he had a cat named “NI##ER)

Da 5 Bloods is Bosemans most recent release who he plays alongside/with Johnathon Majors the man who had the dream about Jackie Robinson destroying the nightmare starspawn creature in the opening scene of Lovecraft Country.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3718007/?ref_=tt_cl_t1
In LCC Majors is a Korean War vet and in Da 5 Bloods he is involved in the Vietnam War.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9777644/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3
As he rages to himself, Paul has a vision of Norman who reminds him that he was the one who had killed him, having shot him by accident during the firefight, and that he should let go of his guilt. Desroche's men find Paul and kill him. At the temple, Desroche and the gunmen arrive. After confronting the Frenchman, now wearing Paul's MAGA hat, Otis, Melvin and Vinh start shooting, killing all of Desroche's men. Desroche wounds Otis and tries to finish him off with a hand grenade, but Melvin sacrifices himself by leaping on top of it. Desroche prepares to execute Otis, but David shoots and kills him with Otis's gun. Vinh helps the surviving Bloods share out the gold. Melvin's widow receives his share, and Eddie's goes to a Black Lives Matter organization. Hedy and Simon donate their shares to LAMB in Seppo's name. Norman's remains are brought home to his family by the military. David reads a letter from Paul, who tells him that he will always love him. Otis visits Tiên and bonds with his daughter for the first time.

Well that's a surprise. The Vietnam film flashes forward too today and has both a MAGA hat AND BLM



Kobe and Boseman.......

I made a similar post about the Life and death and synchromystic web of Kobe earlier this year and we are now seeing an interesting mirror in Bosemans death.

https://www.reddit.com/C_S_T/comments/fhudokobecorona_and_the_collective_consciousness_clues/
https://www.bet.com/celebrities/news/2020/08/30/chadwick-boseman-and-kobe-bryant-last-conversation.html
The most obvious correlation is the mirroring of the 2 mens numbers. 42 and 24 and ill point out that Kobe Bryants 42nd birthday would have taken place 4 days before Chadwick's death.
Kobe Bryant died on 1-26-20 1x2x6x2= 24 his number
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/01/26/USAT/7230a522-1cff-4eff-a790-d26281f35538-AP_APTOPIX_Obama_Lakers.JPG
Here is Barack Obama the 44th president and also the First African American President with Kobe Bryant being gifted a jersey.
https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/514273-obamas-honor-chadwick-boseman-he-was-blessed
Here is President Barack Obama accepting the Gift of the purple Crown with the 42 on in.
https://thehill.com/policy/technology/514329-chadwick-boseman-tweet-bumps-obamas-as-most-liked-post-ever
The most liked Tweet of all time belonged to Barack Obama and since Chadwicks death that title has been taken by the announcement of his death via his personal twitter.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/chadwick-boseman-worried-fans-last-22596856
Chadwick had posted the video to launch Operation 42, a scheme that donated $4.2million worth of PPE to hospital that looked after African American communities most affected by coronavirus.
The actor spoke to the camera about the cause clad in a purple baseball cap wearing the mark of the charity and a full beard.
The same purple hat(crown) he gave too Obama
Corona Virus can be looked as Corona= Crown Virus= Venom of the snake.(via the etymology.
This connects to the chakra system and highlights the “Rainbow Bridge” via the number 42
Purple is the Crown Chakra and the color of nobility and the crown as it is a combination of Red Vs Blue.
https://www.popsci.com/why-rainbows-look-like/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42nd_Infantry_Division_(United_States)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snell%27s_law
Rainbows are all about perspective. In the eye of the beholder The bifrost is the rainbow bridge in the marvel mythos. The way to travel from the realm of man to the realm of the gods. https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Bifrost
Black Mamba and the Black Panther both iconic pass in 2020 the year of perfect vision. Or is it that in hindsight we will see more clearly into 2020.
https://www.hopevscancer.org/product/axc-snake-vs-panthe
https://www.google.com/search?q=snake+vs+panther+tattoo&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjhkKiqvMnrAhUcQ1MKHR0lBeIQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=snake+vs+panther+tattoo&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIGCAAQCBAeUNQTWNQTYPciaABwAHgAgAFhiAFhkgEBMZgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1nwAEB&sclient=img&ei=qwlPX6GPEpyGzQKdypSQDg&bih=574&biw=1252&client=firefox-b-1-d&safe=strict
The Snake and Cat intertwined is a common trope in the tattoo industry perhaps hearkening back to the 3 sacred animals of the Mayan/Inca mythology.
https://www.ticketmachupicchu.com/inca-trilogy-condor-puma-snake/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mamba_(comics)
Black mamba is also a cannon character in the Marvel mythos.
And WTF is this my friends?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpent_Crown
I had no idea this existed but if you look a couple lines up you will see the breakdown of CoronaVirus above as SNAKE CROWN. That is sync in action.
A mystical object with many similarities to the Serpent Crown – the "Cobra Crown" – is shown to have existed during the Hyborian Age that followed the Great Cataclysm.[4] A follower of Set called Thoth-Amon allies himself with some surviving Serpent Men and briefly wields this second Crown. Another receptacle of Set's vast power, the Cobra Crown also enables its wearer to control the minds of others. However, it appears that it was much inferior to the Serpent Crown as its abilities eventually burn out and it is apparently destroyed during the course of a conflict between Thoth-Amon and Conan the Barbarian
Which is a good segway into
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FAsNGckPsY
Chawick Boseman plays Thoth the God of Wisdom and the word in the star studded hit, Gods of Egypt

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Thoth_(Earth-616)
Thoth is one of the few gods in the pantheon of Wakanda

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow\_Coalition\_(Fred\_Hampton)
The Rainbow Coalition was a multicultural movement founded April 4, 1969 in Chicago, Illinois by Fred Hampton of the Black Panther Party, along with William "Preacherman" Fesperman of the Young Patriots Organization and Jose Cha Cha Jimenez founder of the Young Lords. It was the first of several 20th century Black-led organizations to use the "rainbow coalition" concept.
Rainbow-42-Jackie Robinson-Black Panther founded on the 1 year anniversary of the Assassination of MLK
The rainbow has become symbolic of the LGBTQ and Racial equality movements and is also equated with Pride the many colors shining out of the 1 light

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2018/02/22/civil-rights-hero-john-lewis-is-particularly-moved-by-this-line-from-black-panthe
T’Challa quotes a version of an actual African proverb that says that “the wise build bridges” while “the foolish” build walls. (Some variations on that proverb say “dams” instead of “barriers” or “walls.”)
John Lewis is another powerful Black leader that helped bring us to where we are today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Bridges
21 bridges was released on the 57th anniversary of the assassination of JFK 21x2=42
Rainbow Bridge.
https://baseballhall.org/discoveshort-stops/jfks-letter-to-jackie
JFK had sent a letter to Jackie Robinson
https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/entertainment/what-song-did-john-f-kennedy-ask-judy-garland-to-sing-to-him-on-the-phone
JFK had Judy Garland sing him Somewhere over the rainbow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_(film)

Another Of Bosemans Iconic roles as the first black supreme court justice that resided over the case 'Brown Vs the board of education” the case that would end racial segregation in schools.
James Brown was another of his powerful Black men Chadwick Played in his short span of acting.
In 1961, President John F. Kennedy appointed Marshall to the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit. Four years later, President Lyndon B. Johnson appointed Marshall as the United States Solicitor General.
He was appointed to the court of appeals by JFK himself.
“Marshall attended Howard University School of Law, where he worked harder than he had at Lincoln. His mother had to pawn her wedding and engagement rings to pay the tuition. “
Howard university was where Chadwick and Kamala Harris Graduated from as well.
https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2020%2F08%2F31%2Fchadwick-boseman.jpg
This would be the final picture posted by Boseman
Some of the information I recived was from Kijani's video on the subject. Some very fine research with more of a religious tint to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJMkafUoCjA&t=981s

https://twitter.com/extracapsa?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Another fantastic source of numeric synchronicity from Brother Berg.
666 weeks before Bosemans birth Malcolm X was assassinated 666 months before Bosemans death Malcolm X was assassinated. Black Panther=666 (sumerian Gematria)
https://twitter.com/extracapsa/status/1300126220462374912/photo/1
Boseman=33 died 30 months 30 days after the premier of "Black Panther" =330. Wakanda =330. Boule =330, the black fraternal order founded 3333 weeks before MLK died. Boseman born on the 333rd day of the year.
What is the Boule Society?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigma_Pi_Phi
Sigma Pi Phi (ΣΠΦ) is the first successful and oldest Black Greek-lettered organization. Sigma Pi Phi was founded in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, on May 15, 1904. The fraternity quickly established chapters (referred to as "member boulés"
The word boulé, derived from ancient Greek βουλή), originally referred to a council of nobles advising a king. It is also used by the African-American sorority Alpha Kappa Alpha
Sigma Pi Phi founder Henry McKee Minton and Martin Luther King Jr
Boule was founded 3333 weeks before MLK assassination.
ames Weldon Johnson is a member of Phi Beta Sigma, as is civil rights leader and member of Congress John Lewis
Sigma Pi Phi is open to members of all races, as can be demonstrated by its well-known white member Jack Greenberg, who succeeded Thurgood Marshall as the leader of the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund, Inc.
https://www.imdb.com/video/vi3929254169?playlistId=tt1727373&ref_=tt_pr_ov_vi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_X_(1992_film)
This explains the fact why there would be no Black Panther without Denzel Washington (Malcolm )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG5TS-mdNN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBDMGQmep9I

Ok folks, did I leave anything out? Well im sure by the nature of such research I left everything out. But I went with my gut and showed all the elements that resonated with me in combination with the current zietgiest (spirit of culture)
Let me try and do a TLDR, god forgive me.
TLDR
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/movies/amp32871563/chadwick-boseman-age-da-5-bloods/
First the Date of birth being altered on all sources was the first red flag.
Chadwick boseman died on the would be 103rd birthday of the cocreator of Black Panther Jack Kirby on the same day as the 57th March on Washington where MLK performed his I have a Dream speech and also the day of the postponed Jackie Robinson day where Boseman Played Jackie and wore the 42.
He played alongside Nelsan Ellis in 2 films Nelsan died 7-8-17 a couple days after Joan Lee whos birthday was also altered and scrubbed off the internet to hide the truth apparent within the facts. Birth till 9-11 was 77y 7m 7 d from 9-11 till death was 5777 days ending up in the middle of Hebrew year 5777 and on dieng on the release date of spider-man homecoming.
This whole thing is about Black white and the Rainbow we are all in, but the light just has to shine at the right angle (42) for us to have 2020 vision, but most likely hindsight will be 2020 and years later all of this will make sense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964\_Philadelphia\_race\_riot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Panther_Party
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Front_Against_Fascism See also
Antifa (United States)), a contemporary anti-fascist movement COINTELPRO, a series of projects conducted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation aimed at surveilling, infiltrating, discrediting, and disrupting domestic political organizations including the Black Panther Party Rainbow Coalition (Fred Hampton)), a political organisation by Fred Hampton of the Black Panther Party


BLM's predecessor and the origin of the popularized raised clenched fist. Was Antifa.

What does all this mean?
Well its all just a coincidence and the ravings of a madman right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtZ03BzskeU
You may have seen my previous writings on such recent events and that might give you better perspective on the whole. Im not the guy saying these are the biblical endtimes, or the guy saying this is all the work of the illuminati.
Im the guy saying we don't have any clue to what consciousness and reality actually is. Im the guy that believes the universe is the great teacher. EVERYTHING humans know and every idea that has arisen has arisen out of nature. Every animal is a teacher, every process in physics is a teacher, every element of creation by man and god is a teaching tool. We are trying to learn what we are. The universe is a troll but in the way a ZEN master riddles his students with KOANS that ostensibly have no true meaning. But it is the process of play and entertaining ideas and convincing ourselves that every truth could be false and every fallacy could be true.
I don't have the answers, I just see what is there to be seen and I think about what is seen and relay my thoughts and the things I see. You may have to read through this a couple times to understand the crux of each individual link I mention but if you come at this with an open mind you may have an easier time and learn something.
R.I.P Chadwick, Kobe,Martin,Malcolm,James,Thurgood, T'challa and every other black icon in history to bring us to where we are today. We are at the start of the rainbow bridge and we can journey up through all the colors to get to the Crown, for we are all kings and queens heros and villains on this world stage. PLAY your part!
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2020.08.12 16:07 THATCHUNKyLAD89 Anyone know the package NAME for the simcard manager on OneUI?

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I don't want to remove the simcard manager but it gets removed if I run the above. anyone know the name of it?
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2020.07.07 19:57 Tooch10 Thoughts on my switch from a Note 9 to the V60

My GF and I jumped on T-Mobile's BOGO offer so after researching phone features vs price, we ended up choosing the dual screen variant which came to $450+tax for each of us, with the dual-screen variant only adding $50 each over the single screen variant. Attempting to add the screen later was going to be a lot more than $50 so we went for it. These are some comparisons to my T-Mobile Note 9--I understand that by release date the Note 9 is 1.5 years old, but that was a flagship so spec-wise it's not that far outdated. I've been using the V60 for a week.
Network: V60 is an upgrade due to the 5G bands. I didn't realize until after purchase that my variant doesn't have mmWave but it doesn't matter. I likely won't be seeing mmWave coverage in my suburban area 60 miles south of NYC (or at least not within the lifetime of the V60), and the V60 still has mid-band 5G too. We ended up turning off 5G because while there's low-band 5G in most of our area, the speeds seem to be worse than LTE. Plus there's the bump in battery life staying on LTE. Though I’ve recently turned 5G back on, left my GF’s on LTE and am comparing speeds at various places. In the hidden menu where you can select bands, an option for mmWave is there but I read in another thread that LG copy/pastes menus across phones.
Capacity & Memory: Both phones have 128GB of space. The V60 has 8GB of memory vs the Note 9’s 6GB. I don’t keep much of anything on my phone so higher capacities don’t mean much to me except when traveling when I dump my point and shoot camera’s contents to my phone or tablet, to copy to MicroSD cards.
Screen: The Note 9 has a Super AMOLED display vs the V60's OLED display, and the V60 is about 0.4" larger. I do notice the difference but being that I didn't run my Note 9’s display at the highest resolution, and that I'm not using it in a way where colors really matter, I don't need or care about 120Hz screens at higher resolution though the Super AMOLED display looks a little nicer. In other words, the screen is a slight downgrade but it doesn't matter much to me.
Camera: This is my biggest noticeable difference. I took a comparison shot (outdoor, detail) and the Note 9 takes a sharper image but colors aren't as vivid. The V60’s has a little more vivid color (HDR off) but detail/sharpness is little fuzzier. The Note 9 has 2X optical while the V60 has none. Overall I prefer the Note 9's camera. I've also watched videos comparing the V60 to the S20 Ultra (or S20 family), and while results vary overall I prefer the S20 Ultra's camera to this for basic shots. Not that the V60's is bad, just prefer the S20 Ultra over it.
Battery: The V60 has 1000mAh more than Note 9; my Note 9 was the first phone I had where I didn’t worry about battery life and its battery is still very good. With the Note 9 I started following better battery practices—mainly charging in the morning instead of leaving it on overnight, only charging to about 90% or so. and not draining it either.
I/O (?): Same as Note 9; MicroSD and Headphone Jack. All my music is on MicroSD so I can move it between devices, and I use both BT and wired headphones depending on situation. No headphone jack isn't a dealbreaker, but I do like having it.
Fingerprint Reader: The reader on my Note 9 is a little faster and more accurate, even when I touch it at weird angles.
Data Transfer: Both LG and Samsung have their backup mechanisms, but they both suck. They only transfer the app, not the critical app data, so I'm still thankful for Helium since I can't root my phones for Titanium Backup.
V60 Specific Features
Likes

Minor Annoyances
Software
Hardware
Taking into account the couple downgrades or lateral-ish movies, and my longer list of annoyances, I do really like the phone. I don’t straight up hate or dislike anything, just the minor things listed above. The camera is my biggest dislike; again it’s not bad it’s just not quite as good as the Note 9. Just about all of my other annoyances could be fixed with software updates. The price was right at $450 because we'd have to spend another $250-$450 with promos (or up to $1000 retail pricing) if we wanted to get the other two comparable Samsung models that have all the LTE bands and the better camera, and that's definitely not worth it.
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2020.06.29 17:01 nmc_p Hidden camera video mms

[Open on Morty combing his hair in the bathroom mirror. He is wearing an orange sweater vest, a yellow dress shirt, and an olive tie.] Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty. Morty: Rick? [Morty stops combing, looks around, then continues combing] Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty! Morty: Rick? Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Hey, Mooorty! Morty: Rick? Are you far away, or are you inside something? [Morty opens a cabinet beneath the bathroom sink] Is this a camera? [Morty tries to look inside his comb for a camera] Is everything a camera? [Morty nervously glances around] Pickle Rick: (offscreen, in the distance) Morty, the garage, Morty. Come to the garage! [Transition to Morty entering the garage. There is a pickle and a screwdriver on Rick's work bench] Pickle Rick: Morty? Morty: Rick? W-where are you? Pickle Rick: On my work bench, Morty. Morty: Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me? Pickle Rick: Flip the pickle over. Morty: What, I'm gonna touch it, and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something. Pickle Rick: Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. [Morty hesitantly picks up the screwdriver and turns the pickle over. The pickle has Rick's face on it] I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Morty: And? Pickle Rick: "And"? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job? Morty: Was it? Pickle Rick: Who cares, Morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day. Uh, here's something that's never happened before: I'm a pickle. I'm Pickle Rick! Morty: Are you going to, I mean, you know, is this the first part of some magic trick? Pickle Rick: I don't do magic, Morty, I do science. One takes brains, the other takes dark eye liner. Morty: Well, can you move? Can you fly? Pickle Rick: I wouldn't be much of a pickle if I could. Morty: All right, well, do pickles live forever or -- Pickle Rick: Morty, stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed. I'm a pickle. Morty: I-I'm just trying to figure out why you would do this. Why anyone would do this. Pickle Rick: The reason anyone would do this is, if they could, which they can't, would be because they could, which they can't. [Beth and Summer enter the garage from the house. Beth is wearing a midi mahogany pencil dress while Summer is wearing a shorter pink dress with a hot pink jacket, along with black stockings and black heels] Beth: Morty, we have to get going, or we're gonna be late. Where's your grandpa? Pickle Rick: Right here, sweetie. I'm a pickle! Beth: What?! Why would you -- Look, we're running late. We have to go. Pickle Rick: Where are you guys going? Beth: We have an appointment downtown that was set a week ago and agreed upon by everyone, including you. Pickle Rick: Oh, my God. Beth, oh, it totally slipped my mind. Geez, oh, man. I'm a pickle. I mean, I don't know if I can, ooh, geez. Morty: Rick, did you do this on purpose to get out of family counseling? Beth: Morty! Pickle Rick: It's okay, Beth. I understand Morty's suspicion. I've misled him before. Morty, turn me so we're making eye contact. [Morty turns Pickle Rick's face so that it is facing him] Morty, I assure you, I would never "find a way" to "get out of" family therapy. I hope my lack of fingers doesn't prevent the perception of my air quotes. Summer: Can't you just turn yourself back into a human? Pickle Rick: Great question, Summer. The unfortunate answer is I did this to challenge myself. And it could take hours or even days before I'm able to figure out how to return to human form. But, I mean, you know, your mom could put me in a purse or a pocket, you know, if she really needs me to go. Beth: Nobody needs anything! Okay, it's fine. I mean, you should just stay here and figure out how to stop being a pickle, okay? Morty: Hey, Rick, why is there a syringe of mysterious fluid hanging directly over you? Also, why is the string attached to it running through a pair of scissors attached to a timer? And why is the time set to 10 minutes from now, exactly when we would have left for therapy? Pickle Rick: Well, Morty, if you know must know, the syringe is completely unrelated to this discussion, and, therefore, it does not warrant further explanation. [Beth cuts off the syringe and takes it] Beth: Enough. Kids, it's time to go. We don't want to be late. [Beth puts the syringe in her purse] Pickle Rick: W-w-what are you doing there, Beth? What are you doing there, sweetie? Beth: Well, I mean, you don't want to get pierced by a needle full of liquid unrelated to your situation. How's that gonna help? Pickle Rick: Can't argue with that. Beth: Great. We'll see you later. [Beth, Summer, and Morty enter the car.] Pickle Rick: Hey, hey, be careful with that. It's for something else. It's really important, so don't break it. [Beth drives away with Summer and Morty. They all exit.] Pickle Rick: Okay, I may have fucked up here. Dup, ap, ap, pap, ut, dah, pap, pap, pap, pah. T-t-tah, tah. [clicks tongue] Izzy walks in through the open garage door and jumps onto Rick's work bench. She sniffs around] Pickle Rick: Oh, great. Stupid cat. [Izzy sniffs Pickle Rick and hisses] Pickle Rick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I know what it looks like to you, Izzy, but I'm not a snake! I've seen the YouTube videos, I know cats are scared of cucumbers and pickles because they think they're snakes. I'm not a snake! I'm a pickle, I'm a pickle! [Izzy bats at Pickle Rick and knocks him off of the work bench, causing him to roll down the driveway] Pickle Rick: Whoa! Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [Pickle Rick is directly facing the sky] Pickle Rick: Oh, crap, that sun is bright. [Pickle Rick begins to sweat] Pickle Rick: Okay, come on. This can't really be the way I go out. This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet. [Pickle Rick starts to shrivel up] Pickle Rick: So... hot. This is how I'm gonna die. [Thunder can be heard and the shadow of a cloud appears overhead. It starts to rain. Pickle Rick stops shriveling] Pickle Rick: Oh, God, moisture. [The rain gets heavy and it begins to flood] Pickle Rick: Oh, God, the moisture! Dial it back, God! Dial it back a little bit here! [Pickle Rick starts rolling down the road] Pickle Rick: Oh! Oh! [Pickle Rick rolls towards a sewer grate] Pickle Rick: Oh, God! Perpendicular, perpendicular! [Pickle Rick rolls into the sewer grate and falls into the sewer] Pickle Rick: Oh, shiiit! Oh! Oh! Oh! [Pickle Rick hits many pipes before eventually falling onto a solid surface. There are bugs crawling around. One bug walks up to a pile of dirt. Pickle Rick bites his lip and pickle juice comes out. The bug turns around] Pickle Rick: Come on. That's it. [The bug walks towards Pickle Rick] Pickle Rick: Come get this delicious brine. [The bug is in front of Pickle Rick. Pickle Rick bites on its head and squeezes it until the bug dies.] Pickle Rick: Aah! Come on! Come on, motherfucker! Come on! [Pickle Rick licks off the top of the bug's head, revealing its brain. He then licks part of the brain and the bug's leg moves. He rolls onto the bug and licks its brain, moving its legs forward and moving him forward with it] Pickle Rick: Yes! [Transition to Beth, Summer, and Morty sitting in a waiting room outside of Dr. Wong's therapy office. Beth is reading a magazine, while Summer sits with her head resting on her fist. The door to her office reads: "Dr. WONG / FAMILY THERAPY / COPROPHRAGIA RECOVERY". There is a motivational picture of a man eating a hot dog which reads "COURAGE" underneath it.] Summer: How is this even family therapy if Dad's not invited and Grandpa won't come? Morty: Yeah, and what's courageous about eating a hot dog? Beth: It's nobody's choice to be here, you knobs. The family was told to get counseling by your principal, even though it's not the family that was huffing pottery glaze in the art room and desk wetting in history class. Mr. Goldenfold enters through Dr. Wong's door. Mr. Goldenfold: Oh, the Smith family, minus a dad. You're patients of Dr. Wong, too? Beth: Temporarily. By order of the school. Mr. Goldenfold: Me too. How long have you all been eating poop? Summer: We... have never... eaten poop. Mr. Goldenfold: Uh, me, neither. Say, where did my family get off to? [Mr. Goldenfold exits. Dr. Wong opens her door and enters the waiting room] Dr. Wong: Smith family, I'm Dr. Wong. Come on in. [Beth, Summer, and Morty exit the waiting room and enter Dr. Wong's office. Dr. Wong flips the motivational image over to another motivational image of a nuclear family which reads "DEDICATION". Transition to Beth, Morty, Summer, and Dr. Wong sitting down in Dr. Wong's office.] Dr. Wong: I was told there was a grandpa that might be joining us? Beth: He got wrapped up in an experiment. He's a scientist. Like, legit, like on an inter-galactic, sci-fi level. His work is very -- Morty: He turned himself into a pickle. Beth: Morty, Mom's talking. I'm sorry, I suppose that's a good segue into our little discipline cases here. Dr. Wong: Does Grandpa turn himself into a pickle a lot? Beth: What? No, what kind of question is that? Dr. Wong: The kind that wasn't designed to attack or hurt you in any way. Beth: Oh, Jesus Christ, one of these. No, my father has never turned himself into a pickle before. He's unpredictable and eccentric. The whole family is. Speaking of which... [Beth turns towards Summer and Morty] Dr. Wong: Okay, let's open things up to the whole family, and let me ask this. Why do we think Grandpa turned himself into a pickle? [Beth rolls her eyes. Transition to Pickle Rick, who has attached the bug's limbs to his pickle body and has managed to use them to move. He is looking through a grate, and is rubbing the end of one of the bug arms against one of the bars] Pickle Rick: Wow. Ugh. [A rat appears behind the grate and starts scratching at Pickle Rick, screeching] Pickle Rick: Hey, listen, I know this is your world not mine. The sooner I can get out, the sooner I can go back to taking big craps, and you can go back to subsisting on them. [The rat breaks open one of the bars and continues to scratch. Pickle Rick starts to walk backwards.] Pickle Rick: You are one driven rat. Could you be a little more driven? To the right. [Pickle Rick scratches at a rope which is attached to a bug's arms which is holding a razor that it lets go of which is propelled upwards which breaks a rubber band which is tied to a sharp broken bottle which falls on the rat's head and chops it off, killing the rat] [Pickle Rick picks up the rat's head] Pickle Rick: Yes, yes, yes! Come on, come on, come on! Fresh, fresh, fresh! [A mischief of rats appears behind the bars, also scratching at Pickle Rick, who is not in their range.] Pickle Rick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, was this your friend? Don't worry, he died doing what he loved, being a dumb fucking rat. [Pickle Rick puts the rat's head onto a bottle cap which starts a machine which lifts him up and takes off his bug limbs. The machine then splits open the rat head and rips out its brain, then puts Pickle Rick down and begins nailing the rat's body parts to Pickle Rick's pickle body. It then sticks a needle into the brain which connects it to the limbs. Pickle Rick runs towards the rats and begins killing them.] Pickle Rick: Oh, yeah! Aaaah! [He takes out a machines on his wrists which are loaded with screws. He kills some of the rats. The screws disappear and x-acto blade pop out. He kills more rats. Transition to Dr. Wong's office.] Beth: I didn't say my father is perfect, I said his work is important. Summer: And she's saying what's important is that Grandpa lied to you to get out of coming here. Beth: Oh, he did not! Dr. Wong: Let's do an experiment here. I get the impression this family values science. So raise your hand if you feel certain you know what was in the syringe. [No one raises their hand.] Raise your hand if you know for certain the syringe does not contain anti-pickle serum. [Beth begins to raise her hand but stops herself.] Beth, your hand did a little thing there. Beth: Do you really not see what's happening here? Dr. Wong: Tell me. Beth: Well, Dr. Wong -- by the way, racist name -- obviously, Morty and Summer are seizing on your arbitrary pickle obsession as an end run around what was supposed to be their therapy. Dr. Wong: Oh, I think this pickle incident is a better path than any other to the heart of your family's dysfunction. I think it's possible that you and your father have a very specific dynamic. I don't think it's one that rewards emotion or vulnerability. I think it may punish them. I think it's possible that dynamic eroded your marriage, and is infecting your kids with a tendency to misdirect their feelings. [A short pause] Beth: Fuck you. Morty and Summer, in unison: Mom! Beth: Fuck both of you, too. [Transition to Pickle Rick, fighting a much larger grey rat and beating it up.] Pickle Rick: By the way, you might notice that in spite of your numerous distinctive features, I never gave you a name like Scar or Stripe or Goliath. That's because, to me, you aren't special. [Pickle Rick pins the rat to the wall with some screws.] You were special to rats. Now they're dead. I guess it was me you should have impressed. [Pickle Rick slices open the rat's stomach with his x-acto blade.] God damn it, I love myself. [Pickle Rick walks up to a pipe above him. His wrist machines fall off and are replaced with a jet pack. He pulls a hood over his head with a rat's face on it. He turns on the jet pack and flies out of the pipe and out of a toilet.] Pickle Rick: Pickle Riiick! [Pickle Rick opens the door. It is a bathroom door with a "male" sign on the front. He starts running around and opening various doors and looking in. Eventually he runs up to an elevator and tries to jump up to the buttons but cannot reach them. He tries to scale the wall but fails. He pushes a garbage can and a potted plant next to each other in front of the elevator buttons. He jumps off of the garbage can into the potted plant, then jumps into the lid which turns rapidly and propels him up and swings him to the elevator buttons.] Get that parkour. Get that parkour! [Pickle Rick kicks the "down button", then waits on the ground for the elevator. The elevator opens, and three men in black suits with earpieces stand inside. They notice Pickle Rick and gasp.] Pickle Rick: Hey, it's cool. Just need to find the nearest exit. [The men in the elevator point their guns at Pickle Rick.] Pickle Rick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! No need to freak out. [One of the men yells something in a foreign language into his earpiece and all three men start shooting at him. He runs away and they chase after him, still shooting at him.] Pickle Rick: Whoa! Who in the fuck's toilet is this? [Transition to the frontal exterior of the building. It is a rather large light brown building with a stone fence and a plethora of guards surrounding it. An alarm blares. Some guards run around to the other side of the building's roof. Transition to a surveillance room where the three agents from the elevator are waiting. The Agency Director slams open the door.] Agency Director: What is it? Agent #1: A pickle. A rat. Both. Agent #2: It says it's a scientist. Agency Director: Where is it? Agent #1: It seems to be using the air ducts and the mail tubes to get around. [A monitor shows Pickle Rick climbing into an air duct] Agent #1: It's been gathering office supplies, we think, to build weaponry. But look what it did on the mezzanine. [The monitor shows Pickle Rick jumping from a potted plant to the trash can to the recycling bin] It transferred a bottle from the trash to the recycling bin. [On the monitor, Pickle Rick picks up a glass bottle from the trash can, taunts the camera with it, throws it in the recycling bin, then runs off.] Whatever this thing is, it's shaming us. Agency Director: We have 34 armed guards, and we can't kill a pickle? Agent #1: 32 armed guards. He killed two. Agent #2: It's on the phone. [A phone rings and one of the monitors reads "INCOMING CALL".] Agency Director: Put him on, and locate the phone he's using. [Agent #2 picks up the phone] Hello. Pickle Rick: Hi, um, can you, uh (burps) please let me out. Agency Director: Your mere presence in this building violates international law. [Agent #1 walks up to the Agency Director with a clipboard, which reads "LEVEL 3 / ROOM 304" in red pen. He taps the clipboard. The Agency Director looks at it and nods.] I couldn't let you out even if you hadn't killed two men. [Transition to Pickle Rick. The bottom part of the phone he is using has been dismantled. He attaches a belt around his waist which has batteries in the back of it. Pickle Rick: You should know those men killed themselves. Agency Director: And how is that? Pickle Rick: They didn't (burps) let me out. Agent #2: Solen'ya. Agency Director: Shut your mouth and do your jobs, you fucking children! Pickle Rick: Uh, is this not a good time or...? [Agent #1 holds his earpiece up to his ear. He gives a thumbs up to the Agency Director. On one of the monitors, six agents run up to the door of room 304 with rifles.] Agency Director: Some of my men are calling you "Solen'ya": The Pickle Man, an old wives tale. He crawls from bowls of cold soup to steal the dreams of wasteful children. [One of the agents on the monitor gives a thumbs up. The Agency Director pantomimes slicing his neck to Agent #1.] Pickle Rick: That'd be a lucky break for you. Agent #1: Go, shoot to kill! [Transition to room 304. One of the agents slams open the door, knocking over a water jug above the door which activates a pulley which pulls a string which cuts another string which swings a needle towards the agent's head, killing him instantly. Two more agents enter and start to walk in, but fall through the floor onto some spikes, which kill them. The three remaining agents walk in and see this and begin shooting at a pickle which is not Pickle Rick, but a decoy. They continue to shoot at the pickle until it is completely gone.] Agent #3: Aaah! We got him. [Transition back to the surveillance room.] Agency Director: Ah. Agent #1: Ah. [Transition back to room 304. Agent #3 turns a computer around with the tip of his gun, whose screen reads "Receiving Call / (internet line)".] Pickle Rick: ...because this pickle doesn't care about your children. And I'm not gonna take their dreams. I'm gonna take their parents. [Pickle Rick steps on a laptop mouse whose screen reads "Sending Call". The window which reads that is minimized and another window is pulled up which reads "Sending Explosion / ...". Transition to room 304. The computer screen now reads "Receiving Explosion / (internet line)". The laptop blows up and the three agents are sent flying. Pickle Rick jumps out of an air duct into the hallway where the three agents are, holding a device he constructed. He holds up the device and a laser comes out, which burns a hole through all three of the men's heads, killing them instantly. Three more agents come from around the corner. Pickle Rick reloads the device and shoots another laser, this time chopping off the three other agents' ankles with it. He runs away. Transition to the surveillance room. Pickle Rick shows up on each of the monitors, and turns them off as he appears on them.] Agent #2: Solen'ya! He's coming! It's because I threw half-way my sandwich! Agency Director: He's just a pickle! Agent #2: He's a monster! Agency Director: He's not the only one. [The agency director straightens his tie. Transition to another door. The agency director uses a key card to open the door, which leads to another metal door with two guards standing next to it. He turns the wheel on the door, opening it. Jaguar sits inside.] You can stay, dead to the world and die in this room. Or you can kill a pickle for me and earn your freedom. Jaguar: There is no freedom while your leader breathes. Our country is a prison. Agency Director: Then Katarina is a prisoner. Perhaps I could arrange her escape, as well. She lives, Jaguar. Jaguar: Where is this pickle? [Transition to Dr. Wong's office.] Dr. Wong: What do you think is in the syringe, Beth? Beth: You're the one that costs $200 an hour. You tell me. Morty and Summer: Anti-pickle serum. Dr. Wong: Your kids think it might be anti-pickle serum. Beth: My kids pee their desks and suck on unbaked vases. [Morty picks up a book which sits on Dr. Wong's coffee table, which he opens and reads] They're just angry at me for divorcing their father. Summer: I never said I was angry at you. Beth: That's the point of pottery-enamel huffing, Summer. You do it so you don't have to say "I'm angry at mommy" out loud. Morty: Oh, my God! [Morty closes the book and puts it back on the coffee table, pointing at it] Oh, there-there's pictures of people eating poop in there! [Dr. Wong picks the book up and puts it on her lap] Dr. Wong: It's not my job to take sides or pass judgment. Do you think when your father asks for that syringe, you could ask him -- Beth: He won't have to ask for it, okay? He won't need it. He'll just make more. He doesn't need anything from anyone. Dr. Wong: You admire him for that. Beth: It's better than making your problems other people's problems. [Transition to Pickle Rick and Jaguar fighting in an office. Pickle Rick tries to shoot Jaguar with his laser while Jaguar tries to shoot at Pickle Rick with two guns. A bullet hits Pickle Rick and takes a small chunk out of him.] Pickle Rick: Oh, come on! [Pickle Rick hits Jaguar's shoulder with the laser, Pickle Rick hides behind a shelf while Jaguar hides behind a desk] Jaguar: Pickle Man, you should know this isn't personal! [Jaguar bites a bullet, and pours the gunpowder into a coffee filter] Pickle Rick: You should know that isn't original. [Pickle Rick kicks open a Styrofoam container with a burger inside and pulls it towards him] They have my daughter. [Jaguar takes a water bottle and pours the water into his open wound] There's nothing I won't do to see her again. Pickle Rick: Yeah, there's lots I wouldn't do to see my daughter, but killing you gets me to her quicker than your derivative bullshit. [Pickle Rick takes a tomato slice out of the burger and squeezes it onto his missing chunk. He pulls out a packet of mustard and bites it open. Jaguar pours the gunpowder into his wound and winces. Pickle Rick rubs mustard on his missing chunk and shouts, squeezing open the mustard packet. Jaguar lights a match and puts it up to the wound, setting it on fire. Pickle Rick grabs a stapler and staples a pickle slice to his missing chunk. Both shout in unison] Jaguar: I never bullshit, Pickle Man. This can only end with one of us dead, and I have never died. Pickle Rick: That will be your downfall, Jaguar, not being open to new experiences. [Transition to surveillance room. The two continue fighting. Pickle Rick's laser gradually takes out all of the cameras] Agency Direcotr: Is it done? Jaguar?! Pickle Rick: Jaguar couldn't make it. Agency Director: Do it. Okay, you win, Pickle Man. I'm unsealing the building. Pickle Rick: No, thanks. I'm coming for you now. Agency Director: Pickle Man, there's $100 million worth of bonds in a safe on level two. I'll give you the combination. Agent #2: That money belongs to the people. Agency Director: Shut up and call me a helicopter, you prick! Do we have a deal?! Pickle Rick: Take that money, give it to Jaguar's daughter when you set her free. Or I'll be visiting you. Agency Director: Jaguar's daughter is dead. Pickle Rick: Huh, so you're a liar. Agency Director: Jaguar was an animal. You're an intelligent pickle. We can do business. Pickle Rick: I don't think so. See you soon. Agency Director: Is the helicopter here? Agent #2: Yes. And the police are on the way. What do we tell them? [The Director kills both agents with headshots.] Agency Director: Tell them we were robbed. [The Director fills a duffel bag with documents and passports and run to the helicopter on the roof, which takes off without him] Hey! Hey, what are you doing?! I'm right here! [The shot pans to show the helicopter is being flown by Jaguar, with Pickle Rick in the passenger bay. Pickle Rick takes a drag on a cigarette and throws it into a pile of oil on the roof, igniting it into a half-ring behind the Director. The flames also ignite a fuse leading to a cache of explosives inside the building] Agency Director: Farewell, Solen'ya. Jaguar: F-15s are scrambled. This helicopter will be shot down in seven minutes. Pickle Rick: Well, my daughter is about five away, and I've got about eight to live. Jaguar: Pickle Man, it's too late for me to tell my daughter I love her, but not for you. Pickle Rick: Oh, well, uh, she knows. I mean, we don't really buy into that kind of crap, to the extent that love is an expression of familiarity over time, my access to infinite timelines precludes the necessity of attachment. In fact, I even abandoned one of my infinite daughters in an alternate version of earth that was taken over by mutants. Jaguar: Okay. Good luck with that. Wait. Do I have infinite daughters? Pickle Rick: Huh? Uh, no. No, nope, sorry about that. Nope, just me. Yeesh! [Transition to Dr. Wong's office.] Beth: I am afraid that my kids will get expelled. Dr. Wong: Good. Summer, you go. Summer: I am mad that I can't huff enamel without people assuming it's because my family sucks. I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high. Dr. Wong: Good job. Morty, do you have an "I" statement? Morty: I am sad that I peed. I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet. Dr. Wong: Look at this family go. You guys are pros. What do you guys think about doing this once a week? [The door bursts open from Pickle Rick's kick.] Pickle Rick: Ugh. [Pickle Rick walks in and flops on the couch next to Summer.] Dr. Wong: You must be Rick. Pickle Rick: Mm-hmm. Dr. Wong: I've heard a lot about you today. Your family is crazy about you. Your daughter holds you in very high regard. You're a lucky fella. Pickle Rick: Yeah, thank you. Uh, sweetie, you don't still happen to have that syringe in your purse? [Beth looks to Dr. Wong, who nods at her to proceed. Beth looks back at Pickle Rick.] Beth: Dad, I would like you to tell me what's in the syringe. Pickle Rick: It's a serum that I need to, uh, to stay alive. I have had a rough day. And, uh, I've sustained a lot of damage. I'm pretty close to death, which the serum will prevent. Dr. Wong: By changing you from a pickle to a human. Pickle Rick: Yes. Dr. Wong: Rick, why did you lie to your daughter? Pickle Rick: So I wouldn't have to come here. Dr. Wong: Why didn't you want to come here? Pickle Rick: Because I don't respect therapy, because I'm a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it's helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself. I'm not a cow. I'm a pickle. When I feel like it. So...you asked. Dr. Wong: Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk -to belittle my vocation- just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose. [After a few silent beats, Dr. Wong's watch beeps.] That's our time. I'm going to give you guys my card and hope to hear from you again. And if you have any friends or family that eat poop and would like to stop, give them my number. [Transition to Beth's car. Beth is driving; Pickle Rick is buckled into the front passenger seat; Summer and Morty are in the back bench seat.] Pickle Rick: I, um I'm sorry I lied to get out of the thing. I, I shouldn't lie to you. Beth: Oh, it's fine. I mean, thank you, and, yeah, you shouldn't. But I hope you know that's not what that session was supposed to be. Pickle Rick: Oh, no, I mean, I know it was Morty peeing his pants and Summer snorting glue or whatever... Beth: [Laughs] She huffed enamel, and we never even talked about it. Pickle Rick: Well, there was so much more at stake. I mean, that shrink, what a monologuist. Summer: Are we gonna go back? Pickle Rick: Sweetie, could I ge-get that syringe now? Beth: Oh, my God, yes! Dad, it's in my purse. Oh, I'm sorry. You must be in agony. Pickle Rick: Eh. [Rick injects himself and transforms back into a human, coughing up what looks to be pickle brine.] Rick: Jesus. Jesus Christ. Therapists, man. Beth: Weird breed. Rick: Man, I missed having hands and blood and a stomach. [To Beth:] We should get a drink. Beth: Really? Like, go somewhere? Yeah, let's drop the kids off and go tie one on. Rick: Absolutely. Morty: I, I liked her. Beth: So what are you thinking, like, Smokey's Tavern? Maybe Shoney's? Rick: Yeah, either one. Either one. [Post credits. Transition to Concerto's death trap piano. Rick and Morty are tied up beneath giant piano keys, with other corpses--their heads smashed in--lay to either side of them, while Concerto is perched above them on a smaller piano that controls the death trap.] Rick: You'll never get away with this, Concerto. Concerto: That is where you're mistaken, Mr. Sanchez. This shall be my greatest performance of all time! [Concerto starts playing his piano, forcing some of the giant keys to strike the already smashed heads of the corpses.] Rick: This is it, Morty. We're goners. We're not getting out of this one. After everything we've been through, this is how we're gonna die. Make peace with your god. Morty: Oh, geez, Rick, I-I-I don't want to die! Concerto: And now for the E-splat! [Jaguar glides in and slits Concerto's throat.] Rick: Jaguar! [Jaguar looks back to Rick, nods slightly, then extends his flight suit's wings and flies off.] Morty: Who? Who was that, Rick? Rick: That, Morty, is why you don't go to therapy.
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2020.06.26 04:17 LuciferiaV Hidden camera video mms

Chapter 1 | Previous

Fuck, my everything hurts. I rubbed the back of my neck as I made my way to the mess hall. Zafir had left a message for me the previous night, detailing how he wanted me to be a ‘role model’ for the other survivors. Apparently, that meant being social and actually joining them for breakfast instead of hiding away in my room. Yaaay.
“Morning, Elara,” Zafir greeted me with a smile when he spotted me. “I must say, I expected you to look like you’d been in a train wreck.”
“Close enough.” I shrugged, walking over to his table when he beckoned me. Sarah, another woman I didn’t recognize, and three groggy looking men were already there.
“You made the news already,” Zafir remarked, motioning to a nearby screen. The news channel in question was playing clips of me fighting the monster, as well as my escape up the side of a building. “The military will continue pretending they wish to arrest you for a while yet, while media outlets and the public lean on them to allow you to keep doing what you do.”
“No word on where the monster came from?” I frowned, turning fully to watch the clips.
“The surveillance footage was tampered with. It’s merely an empty park, then suddenly the monster is there,” Zafir answered. “From all angles. We tried to question the Syldrari, but they’re being understandably stubborn. They are quite angry about the military pointing guns at you and are therefore refusing to cooperate.”
“Mm…” I tilted my head, examining the footage as it panned over the crowd of Syldrari onlookers.
“What is it?”
I glanced back at Zafir. “They’re all not in human disguise. Did they get into trouble?”
“Ah…no. I advised the higher ups to make an exception, as this was clearly a shocking and traumatizing experience for all involved.” Zafir adopted an obnoxiously formal tone and continued, “It would behoove us to appear lenient, lest our citizens think us merciless monsters. If we show pity to the Syldrari, it will make them look all the worse when they turn on us.”
“Speak like that again and I’ll do to you what I did to the beast.” I shot Zafir a cold smile before taking a seat across from him at the table.
“It may be disgusting, but it works wonders with our ‘bosses,’” Zafir countered with a charming smile. “If I spoke without a filter the way you do, I would be shipped off to the nearest brothel and all of you would be stressing over who your new caretaker might be.”
“…yeah, let him keep the filter.” Sarah grimaced.
“Zafir in a brothel?” I murmured thoughtfully. “Huh. Can’t say I can picture that…”
“One of life’s small mercies,” Zafir groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Let’s not contemplate how they would have me reprogrammed, alright?”
That isn’t exactly what I was thinking…but that’s interesting too… I kept the thought to myself, for his sake of course.
“He might look cute in a dress though,” the girl I didn’t know spoke up in a surprising soft voice.
“…anyway…” Zafir shot her an unamused look. “Formal introductions are in order. Diana, Calder, Nikolai, Maelor, this is Elara—codename Lethe. She will be giving you your combat training, as well as teaching you how to control your feral.”
“Because the government wants us to be able to do…that?” Diana glanced at the TV, then at Zafir. “There’s more to it.”
“That information is classified.” Zafir shook his head. “Your options will be presented to you once you complete your training and can control the feral. It is my duty to give you a safe place to work on both.”
Is it now? I wondered, eyeing Zafir briefly before turning my attention back to the TV. “When am I going on patrol?”
“After breakfast. The uniform will cover your bruises.” Zafir handed me a plate. “There were things I wanted to discuss, but it can wait until our briefing tonight.”
“Assuming there’s no more interruptions?” I scoffed.
“A briefing huh?” Sarah raised an eyebrow.
“What about our training?” Calder one interjected, a fierce look in his eyes. “You can’t just introduce her as this badass and then not give us any time with her whatsoever!”
“Your training begins tomorrow,” Zafir answered in a placating tone. “Ideally, she needs more time to heal after the beating she took last night. The damage reports were rather concerning…it is a good thing we acquired healing technology from some of the more friendly alien species.”
“‘Friendly’ or ‘susceptible to manipulation?’” I snorted.
“Both.” Zafir shook his head, then gave me an amused smile. “I’m not your enemy, you know.”
“For now.” I crossed my arms. “It’s not anything personal. I’m just naturally cautious, and I think you already know what put me on further edge.”
“Indeed.” Zafir relaxed back in his seat and smiled. “I take no offense. I appreciate your questioning nature. It’s quite refreshing after coming from a workplace where everyone mindlessly obeyed their superiors.”
“Are you saying you’re superior to us?!” Maelor demanded.
“He’s our boss. Synonym: Our superior.” I gave the fiery man an agitated look. “Flip the waffles onto the floor and I’ll strangle you with your own intestines.”
“Y-yes ma’am, sorry ma’am.” He promptly sat, turning red to his ears.
“Now then, the rest of you will spend the day—” Zafir was cut off by the door to the mess hall slamming open, and a woman rushed in, panicked.
“Sir! We have a problem related to last night’s incident! A big one!” She waved him over frantically, then spotted me. “You! You should come too, it’s seriously bad, bad, bad! Name’s Amara, by the way. Come on!”
“You may bring your waffles.” Zafir shot me a smile and patted my head as he walked past me.
…that obvious, huh? I scooped up my plate and a drink, then followed Zafir and Amara through several corridors and into a room full of security screens and numerous other computers.
“What’s the problem, Amara? Zafir’s voice took on a surprisingly smooth, soothing quality. In an instant, the woman calmed down…a little. If she was running at a ten before, she was now a six.
“Right. So, not all cameras in Cascade Park were tampered with.” Amara sat down and swiveled her chair to begin navigating through menus. “There were some hidden cameras scattered around by someone unaffiliated with the military or media…and they’re selling the footage of how the monster got there. I uh…snatched it up before anyone else could, since they were selling it on a supposedly exclusive license. You guys need to see this. Seriously. I don’t know what we should do about it.”
Zafir released a faint sigh when Amara handed him what I assumed to be a receipt. I doubted it came cheap.
Amara hit a button on her keyboard, and a video feed of three imperial soldiers walking into the park sprung to life on the screen. After scouring the area and then picking a clearing, the man who appeared to be in the lead pulled out a device and pressed a button. Over the next several seconds, the monster I’d fought materialized in full, having been transported from elsewhere.
The creature showed no reaction at first, but then the three soldiers began antagonizing it, prodding it into a rampage. It chased them throughout the park, and eventually off-camera. The screaming and crunching a short while later made it clear what had happened, and the beast shambled back to the area where it had been summoned.
“What…” Zafir grasped the back of Amara’s chair to steady himself. “The military? But…if they were planning such an operation, I should have been informed.”
“Go back to the beast chasing them. One of the men slid close to the camera. Freeze with his face in frame, if you can,” I ordered, and Amara swiftly did as she was told. I’d thought something was off about their body language, it didn’t seem quite right.
A freeze frame of one of their terrified faces gave me the reason why. Those eyes didn’t lie.
“A Syldrari…?” Zafir breathed. “Syldrari dressing up as imperial soldiers and attacking their own kind? Are they attempting to start a war? The R’selkti have never gone this far…”
The R’selkti, huh… I frowned, thinking back on what I’d learned of the Syldrari thus far. “We can’t be sure it’s the R’selkti unless we have a Syldrari confirm who those men’s ties are to. From what I understand, they have some form of official bond to their clan that is invisible to the human eye.”
“…then go see if your friend at the cafe can identify them.” Zafir turned to narrow his eyes at me. “Amara may have broken the budget acquiring this footage, but the Syldrari need to know it was their own who attacked them. We can’t guarantee this footage won’t get sold to other buyers.
“Worst case, the Syldrari give us no helpful information or can’t help with this matter. Best case, they may handle the problem for us.”
“Mkay, I’ll make a copy real quick that she can take to have analyzed,” Amara declared as she began typing.
“Really? You’re going to let me show them this?” I raised an eyebrow at Zafir. “What happened to the whole ‘Syldrari are our enemies’ thing?”
“I have my own thoughts on the matter.” Zafir gave me a mysterious smile. “My priority is reducing the number of crimes for citizens to fall victim to, and the people in the Syldrari Sector are still citizens.”
“Uh huh…” I gave him an unimpressed look. “What am I supposed to use as a cover story, exactly? If I’m skipping patrol to go straight to asking a Syldrari for help…”
Zafir stroked his chin. “Avoid questions regarding ‘Lethe.’ You can vaguely suggest she might be an unknown Resonance Incident survivor, if you must. Say that your bosses picked you because you already have connections in the sector. That we felt it would be ill-advised to send an unfamiliar soldier when tensions are already high.”
With that, Amara gave me a copy of the footage, I got dressed in a uniform suitable for a patrolling soldier, and Zafir had a craft take me to the Syldrari Sector. I kept my helmet off so people could recognize me, and the lack of a weapon seemed to put them further at ease. Most of them were still standoffish when they saw me, but they seemed less likely to confront me thanks to my prior visits.
“Well, if it isn’t my favorite human—and this time in uniform.” Rel cocked his head. “A bit early for lunch, isn’t it?”
“I was hoping to have a word with you, privately, but I can wait for you to finish with those orders.” I glanced at the stove, then back to him. “Might be lunchtime by the time we’re done, too.”
Someone cleared their throat, and I looked over to see a rather bruised man. He sighed heavily before speaking up, “This have something to do with that weird human that killed that damned monster last night? It’s been rough. I’m a R’selkti deserter, you see. Some folks in the sector have the idea that it’s the R’selkti’s fault for the beast showin’ up…”
“A deserter, huh?” I raised an eyebrow. “I’m afraid I may not be the best when it comes to accepting R’selkti, former or otherwise, but…I’ll make an attempt.”
“Ah, you’re the Resonance survivor Rel was talking about?” The man grimaced and shook his head. “It was after that damned attack that I left. The young master killed his father, took over the clan, and had the weapon destroyed, but—”
“Wait, what?” I demanded, turning to face him fully. “There’s been seven other incidents since the first! Are you saying—”
“What? We’ve only ever heard of the one.” His eyes widened, and he promptly shook his head. “Clan R’selkti abandoned that project when the young master took over. His focus has been on finding the queen, not—”
The entire cafe went silent as the man clamped both hands over his mouth. I raised an eyebrow—they really weren’t aware? Well, they sure are now. My job just got more difficult, didn’t it?
“The what? I wasn’t aware Syldrari had royalty…” I did my best to play dumb without telling an outright lie.
“A queen?” The whispers started. “Here? On this planet? She’ll need to be found quickly…”
“Dyorsol, I suggest reporting to the elders with what you know. They will be able to offer you protection as well,” Rel stated calmly, then turned to glance my direction. “‘Queen’ is the closest translation into your tongue, but it is not a title of royalty. It is a personal matter of the Syldrari, so I hope you can forgive me if I don’t elaborate.”
“Of course.” I shook my head. “My job is to keep the peace, not pry.”
“You said you wished to talk privately?” Rel took off his apron, hung it up, then motioned for me to follow him. “I live upstairs. We can speak there.”
“Mhm.” I followed him up three flights of steps and kept my mouth shut as I did so. I’d never noticed since he was always behind the counter, but he had a really nice ass and legs.
“Do you mind if I shift back?” Rel paused at a door, his skin and hair already halfway between human and his Syldrari coloration.
“Not at all. I’m actually more comfortable when you’re not using a human disguise.” I shook my head slightly, closing the door behind us as we walked into his living room. “Now, as for—”
I fell silent as Rel disappeared then reappeared behind me, a dagger to my throat. Despite the weapon, I didn’t sense any malicious intent from him. Briefly, I wondered if I should have acted panicked…but it was a little too late for that.
“You expect me to believe you’re not here for some nefarious plot?” Rel asked quietly, his voice making my skin prickle into goosebumps.
“I don’t expect you to trust me, but my superiors and I are trusting you with black market footage we acquired of the events in Cascade Park last night.” I reached into my pocket and pulled out a disc.
“What…” Rel’s dagger disappeared and he snatched the disc, giving me a brief, apologetic look. “Is that ‘Lethe’ woman tied to the military?”
“We think she’s a Resonance survivor from elsewhere, but after what that man downstairs said…” I murmured, crossing my arms. “All patrols have been told to keep an eye out for her and to arrest her on sight for illegal weapons usage. I told them they’re crazy if they think we can arrest someone capable of what she did.”
Rel frowned deeper. “You said this is black market footage? What happened to the military cameras?”
“All military cameras in the vicinity were tampered with. On our footage, the beast just appears out of thin air, as does the blood in the area.” I grimaced. “We’re estimating three humans and a single Syldrari from the amount of blood, but not enough was left in the beast’s stomach to be sure. It converted most of what it ate into energy before it died.”
“Tch, as they do…” Rel muttered with distaste. “Some species can’t help but tamper with the natural order…”
“Indeed. ‘Why wait for evolution when we can turn to experimentation and augmentation?’” I let out a heavy sigh, then shook my head. “If you don’t have a secure computer, I brought—”
“Sit. I’ll get you a drink.” Rel made a dismissive motion vaguely in the direction of a sofa. With that, he was off into some other part of his abode.
With no other viable option aside from ‘obey,’ I perched on the sofa and crossed one leg over the other. When Rel returned, it was with a drink and a jar of what looked like rock candy in the shape of stars.
Rel sat at a nearby desk before speaking up. “What am I meant to look for in this footage? It’s rather odd for the military to seek Syldrari assistance.”
“Well…we’re hoping you can identify clan bonds via camera footage,” I answered.
“Clan bonds…” Rel looked back at me, his eyes widened. “That…would depend on the cameras used.”
“Well, this footage is suspiciously clear for ‘hidden cameras,’ so I’m hopeful.” I shook my head slightly before twisting the top off the jar. “Regardless of what clan it is, it’s bad news.”
Rel fell silent aside from the occasional hiss, and what I guessed to be a few Syldran curses. He watched the footage several times before retrieving the disk and plopping down next to me on the sofa and holding it out to me. When I shook my head, he placed the disc on the table in front of us.
“‘Bad news’ was an understatement.” Rel slumped back in his seat. “They were of lesser clans, but all former R’selkti—the shadow of their old allegiance still hangs over them, so they would have recently changed affiliation. It is difficult to say that it isn’t the R’selkti pulling the strings, especially if they are searching for a queen, but it is hard to say for certain.”
“Why would a ‘queen’ make it more…reasonable? To assume they’re behind it?” I asked with a frown. “Is a queen not something to protect?”
“Clan R’selkti believes that bloodshed will please a queen and earn them her favor. As there is nothing on this planet to hunt…they will seek to incite conflict.” Rel shook his head slowly. “Every queen is different. Some demand blood, some pleasure, yet others wish for more simple things—such as a haven or protectors. They are…almost divine in their whims.”
“I see…so, the R’selkti are dangerous in their devotion,” I murmured.
“We all are,” Rel stated. “No matter the clan, queens are sacred. With all the stories and legends…every Syldrari grows up dreaming of being the one to discover a queen and become her friend and/or consort. It is the one thing that is consistent between all bloodlines and ranks.”
“Hmmm…I can see how that may be problematic.” I frowned, considering it. “Countless clans scouring the planet in search of one woman who, if they find and ally with her, it will bring them instant fame, power, and honor. Right?”
“Yes…the smaller clans may be especially desperate.” Rel nodded. “The issue is there are only so many places on your planet where a queen could be hiding. The Syldrari Sector, a handful of research outposts…if she isn’t in any of those places, she will be on one of the docked or orbiting ships already.”
“Mmm…and with Resonance Incidents continuing to happen…” I muttered.
“You said there have been seven others?” Rel asked gently.
“Mhm. Most of the survivors come from those, from what I understand.” I nodded before taking a sip of my rather sweet drink. “If that deserter is telling the truth and the R’selkti destroyed their resonance weapon, then either someone is attempting to frame them—or the imperial military is further along in their development than any of us were aware of. Or both?”
“Tell me…do you know this Lethe person?” Rel inquired, shifting in his seat so he was partially turned toward me.
“I’m under orders to neither confirm nor deny such queries.” I glanced at him sideways, watching his lips pull into an amused smile.
Rel shook his head. “A strange, magic-wielding human appears out of nowhere to save the poor, poor Syldrari from a monster attack—suspiciously soon after an odd human began befriending the Syldrari. The imperial military attempts to chase and capture the woman for illegal weapon usage.
“With slight modification, that black market footage would show mere human soldiers transporting the monster—framing that same military and likely starting a war.
“The most suspicious part of it all remains the magic-wielding human. Your kind has no natural ability, and even with magitech, feats like what I witnessed last night are unheard of from humans.”
“Thus why we think she must be a Resonance survivor. Some of the quarantined survivors exhibited elemental abilities.” I shook my head faintly as Rel continued to peer at me intently. “Some of us just seem to be lucky to have lived at all, but—”
“If you ‘run into’ Lethe, you can relay my appreciation to her,” Rel interrupted pointedly as he rose to his feet. “For now, I’m afraid I should be getting back to work. Intriguing as your company is, I do have customers waiting for me.”
I raised an eyebrow at him as I stood too. “What makes you think I’ll run into her?”
“I think you know why.” Rel chuckled and stopped me from placing the jar of candy back down. “Keep it. Perhaps some of your colleagues will find it to be an interesting treat as well.”
“Uh… thanks? But who says I’m going to share?” I tilted my head faintly. I ‘know why’ he thinks I’ll run into Lethe? What?
Rel shook his head at me. “If you eat them all yourself you’re liable to get sick.”
“Not if I spread it out over time.” I peered back at him as we left his apartment. Then, it occurred to me, and I sighed. “You should probably shift before we get downstairs, for both our sakes.”
“Hmm? Oh.” Rel grimaced. “You are certainly right about that. A soldier letting a Syldrari get away with being in his true form while in public…yes, I do get the impression that might be even worse for you than it would be for me. Will you be staying for lunch?”
“Mhm. My patrols were canceled in favor of sending me to show you that. They gave me leave to have lunch before coming back, though I was warned not to dawdle.”
Rel nodded in understanding. “I’ll make your lunch to go, then. Mind if I surprise you this time?”
“Sure?” I raised an eyebrow, and he grinned.
“Excellent. I think you will enjoy this immensely.” Rel cracked his knuckles as he headed behind the counter.
It wasn’t too long of a wait before I had my lunch in hand, said my goodbyes, and was on my way out of the Syldrari Sector. It wasn’t until I was in the craft speeding back to headquarters that it finally hit me.
…shit. Syldrari eyesight let him see something about ‘Lethe’ that links her to me, didn’t it? I gnawed nervously on my lower lip. I wasn’t sure how to pursue that line of questioning, especially when I didn’t know all the spectrums Syldrari could see. There were only so many ways I could potentially blow off similarities as a coincidence. Fuck. Or…was he bluffing to try and get an answer out of me? After all, he didn’t say or ask much of anything aside from saying to relay his appreciation…
“Ma’am, we’ve arrived.” Someone coughed. “Better get that food in you fast if you’re spacin’ out like that. …that is food, right?”
“Sorry about that—and thanks for the lift. And yes, it’s food. It’s surprisingly good.” I hurried off the craft and into HQ, making my way straight to the elevator and down to the basement levels where we lived. I needed to figure out how much to filter out of my report to Zafir—and quickly.

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2020.05.08 05:23 the14thaccount Hidden camera video mms

This was Sherri and Serina’s tradition. No specific dates were set. No specific time. Just whenever they had the... thirst. That was when the FSU friends turned middle-age HR co-workers descended upon The 4th Quarter Bar & Grille. Always unannounced and always late at night.
This June Monday was no different. Around nine, the two entered together. A couple of hours before closing time... But immediately, they seized control.
Monday meant not many patrons were on their level. Certainly not the cluster of faded Southern Belles desperately disguising their wrinkled faces and beer bellies through layers of make-up and loose-fitting clothes. Nor the type of twenty-and-thirty-somethings not pretty enough to do well in a college bar and not motivated enough to enroll in college. Nevermind that Tallahassee, Florida had several universities to choose from.
Yes, Serina and Sherri had their pick of this most pathetic litter. To be fair, there were the occasional hot guys on the weekends. The FSU stragglers or other attractive youth. But for the most part, a bar off campus meant the men ranged from drunk, desperate slobs to lonely sports fanatics who were nothing more than grown-up Incels. None of whom were under the age of thirty on a weeknight.
But the two ladies of the hour were no longer hot coeds. Turning forty inevitably led to losing some luster if not that internal lust. However, Sherri and Serina stayed in great shape. Their tight blouses and jeans not the embarrassment it would’ve been on their fellow Fourth Quarter females. The same with their flashy jewelry. Like Serina’s round emerald earrings. Together, the girls worked well as a team. Sherri the cool blonde to Serina’s smartass Latina. They had the fierce ferocity of Charlie’s three Angels only compressed into one dynamic duo.
Every time they entered the bar, the other customers had to wonder what two beauties like that were doing in a dump like this. The thought certainly crossed the bartender Sonny’s mind from time to time. He’d been working there since 1999, and the aesthetic never changed. From the spotty garnet and gold paint job to the laminated sports logos rotting on the hardwood tables. Not to mention the jukebox stuck in the 70s. Or the back room reserved for poker games… the room without a window or A/C unit The 4th Quarter was a Florida crypt forever neglected. Not that anyone cared.
Both Sherri and Serina took their seats at a back table. Their usual spot. Sonny and his equally-overworked server Angela took time from the losers to get the girls drinks. Sherri’s red wine and Serina’s Redds Apple Ale.
Surrounded by the low soft rock soundtrack and occasional stares from both enticed men and jealous women, the two girls took their time. They scouted the scene as Seals & Crofts’ “Summer Breeze” swept through the room. Together, they smirked at the gawkers. Drank the soothing booze like they were Florida royalty. Enjoying the relief from the stifling summer heat.
“Anyone promising?” Sherri asked her bestie. She gazed up above at the air vents. All of them gathering dust and spiderwebs.
Serina flashed those big brown eyes at her. “Not unless you like brokeass cowboys and deadbeat baby daddies.”
“Yeah, definitely no DILFs in here.” Sherri grinned at Serina. “Not tonight at least.”
Serina held up her bottle. “Cheers for a miracle.”
“Indeed.”
The two clanged their drinks. Each took another eager sip as they ignored their intrigued audience…
Serina pulled out her phone. “What do you think? We should wait another round?”
“Yeah,” Sherri replied in her Southern drawl. She scanned the stage once more. Saw nothing enticing, nothing attractive. “A few more rounds maybe.” She gulped down more of the wine. Determined to get a buzz if not dick tonight.
Staring down at her phone, Serina grew more and more captivated. She turned the screen sideways… letting the excitement hit extremes.
Sherri looked over at her. “What is it? What are you looking at it?”
“Check it out.” Serina held the phone toward her.
HD surveillance awaited their gaze and fingertips. The footage was familiar: The 4th Quarter itself was on display.
Everyone was there. The current song America’s “Ventura Highway” the soundtrack. Sonny’s bald head glistening off the camera. And there were both Sherri and Serina sitting at “their table”. Enjoying this live feed...
Serina pointed toward the screen. Hidden by the barstools and bloated bodies was a handsome man in a suit. He leaned back in a small booth, his shoulder-length brown hair slicked back. The man In his mid-30s so a bit too young for this crowd. The pitcher of cheap beer his only current companion.
Instantly, Sherri was impressed. She came close to licking her lips right there on the spot.
“We didn’t even see him,” Serina said.
“Yeah… I know…” Sherri started to lean up. Desperate for a look at the spot the stud was.
Laughing, Serina pulled her down. “Bitch, what is you doing!”
“I just wanted to make sure he was there,” Sherri chuckled.
Serina motioned toward the jukebox. “The camera don’t lie, girl. You know his fineass is there”
Sherri stole a glance over at the perfect hiding spot. At the unseen camera they tucked away within the jukebox’s dilapidated frame all those years ago. One not replaced by anyone except them… and only when technology just got better. “Well,” she started. Sherri faced her friend. “He looks the best so far.”
Like a child glued to the T.V., Serina kept watching her phone. The footage of this mysterious heartthrob. “Amen to that…”
Savoring their shared sensations, Sherri leaned back. Raised her empty glass. “Hey, Sonny!”
Even over R.B. Greaves’ “Take A Letter Maria,” Sonny perked up from the counter. The customers were quiet… but still listening to those bar beauties.
Already on alert, Angela approached the bar. Toward the library of bottles and booze. A small mirror showcased her haggard face... and the army of age awaiting behind her. Both the building and its clientele.
“Can we get some more?” Sherri asked them.
Sonny flashed her a thumbs up. “Sure thing, Sherri!”
Finally turning away from her handsome stranger, Serina hugged Sherri close. “Aww, thanks, doll.”
Sherri grinned. “Don’t mention it, bitch.”
The booze arrived by the hands of Angela. She blew stringy black bangs off her face as she handed them the fresh wine and Ale. Behind a server’s knowing smile, she collected the empty drinks. “Looks like y’all got some company.”
Both eager and excited, the girls leaned over. “Who?” they asked in unison.
Approaching from the dismal desolation emerged two hot guys: Tad and Alex. Both of them fresh out of college but still not even in their prime…
For once, Serina lowered her phone. Her and Sherri reaching new heights of hysteria. A bloodlust beyond belief... Fire appeared in their eyes.
“Holeee shit…” quipped Serina.
Sherri held her wine up toward the Redds. “Cheers to this, girl!”
Serina happily toasted. “Jackpot...”
As Angela went back toward the bar, not even she could keep herself from checking those new customers out. Then again, none of the women could... Who could blame them considering the abs, calves, biceps, and asses on display in those tight polos and khaki shorts. An all-you-can-eat beefcake buffet. The young men All-Americans straight out of a dreamy photoshoot.
Annoyed by the female frenzy, Sonny turned away. He pretended to focus on cleaning a glass… all while the other men pretended to focus on their beer and sports. Unable to disguise the jealousy they were too masculine to admit.
Not that The 4th Quarter regulars had much to worry about. Upon entering, the studs had already set their sights on the bar’s only attractive patrons: Sherri and Serina.
Holding a couple of beers, the boys stopped at their table. Not that the girls were surprised… just flattered. These two easily the finest fish they’d caught in months.
“Hi there,” Sherri said.
Up close, Tad and Alex looked even better. Their beaming smiles all the more brighter. Tad was a little taller, Alex had contagious dimples. Both of them worked out. No way they were past their mid-20s… obviously the type of attractive students FSU was known for. The pair could’ve been twins if not for Alex being African-American… but fuck it, they were close enough to perfection as is. A modern woman’s wet dream.
“Hey,” Alex started to the ladies. “Y’all want another round?”
Serina leaned back. Eyeing them up and down… with pleasure. “What’s your names first, honey?”
The boys exchanged smirks. Their confidence unshook.
“Alex.”
“I’m Tad.”
Using the bottle, Serina pointed toward the other two chairs. “Come on and have a seat.”
“Yeah,” Sherri chimed in.
“We don’t bite.”
“Neither do we,” Alex remarked.
Trying to be discreet, Tad retrieved his phone. A quick check.
Holding her female gaze captive, Alex leaned in toward Serina. “But you never told us your name?”
She was all too happy to match his seductive tempo. Serina got inches away from Alex’s pretty face. Totally unfazed. “Call me Serina.”
Like medication before the fun, Sherri took another sip of wine. Then she raised her phone.
“That’s a pretty name, Serina,” Alex said.
“Mm-hmm,” she responded.
The 4th Quarter regulars stayed busy cannibalizing each other’s intoxicated imperfections. None of them could match the four hotties in this corner. They didn’t even try. Instead, the losers drowned their defeat by settling for mediocre matches… all to the tune of Looking Glass’s “Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)”.
Alex slid a hand inside his pocket. Nodded at Serina’s Redds. “You’re too tough to be drinking shit like that,” he teased.
“Oh, trust me,” Serina replied. She shook the bottle. Already having devoured it down to the last drop. “I can do stronger.”
The two shared a laugh. Their chemistry explosive. The temperature in this cramped bar already getting hotter...
Amidst their obvious flirting, Tad and Sherri exchanged their own smiles. Their mutual attraction more than visible to the naked eye.
“I don’t think I’ve seen y’all here before,” Serina said to Alex.
“We come here sometimes,” Alex replied. He turned to Tad. ”What do you think, man?”
Tad faced him. Finally taking his eye off the screen. Off his phone’s HD live feed… off the multiple cameras covering The 4th Quarter. Tad and Alex had their own surveillance set up at the bar… But right now, Tad had his focus solely on a camera feed from the air vent. The one right above Sherri and Serina. “Yeah, when we’re bored,” Tad joked.
Serina and Alex indulged in a drunken chuckle.
“That sounds like us!” Serina said. She turned toward her BFF. “Ain’t that right, Sherri?”
Now it was Sherri’s turn to look away from her phone. From her gallery of so many videos. The one she was just watching showed her and Serina cackling as they sawed off a bound man’s limbs. Piece by piece...
Not that those other videos were any different… They all showed her and Serina. All of the movies filmed at their house. Both women in the nude or half-naked. Joined by nude hunks and hot guys… So many guys they’d slaughtered over the years. The finest corpses you’ll ever see. Certainly Serina and Sherri would agree judging by the many times they desecrated those sexy bodies. The blood a most morbid body paint. The intestines disturbing dildos. The muscles and flesh so much fun to play with post-mortem...
“Totally!” Sherri replied, not missing a beat. She waved Tad over. “Come sit by me!”
Tad lowered his phone and joined her. “Don’t mind if I do.”
Serina now locked eyes with Alex. “What do you think, tough guy?” she teased.
Entranced, Alex rummaged his hand in his pocket. A repetitive rhythm to match Looking Glass’s classic. Call it a nervous tic… A compulsion. The blood-stained gold ring he felt the stimulus to him and Tad’s shared sadism. The ring their latest “trophy”…
Now Alex set his sights on another potential prize: Serina’s glowing emerald earrings. They held his gaze. His carnal desire. Moreso than Serina’s own beauty...
Serina patted the chair next to her. Teasing the young man further… in more ways than she could ever imagine. “You wanna join us?”
Alex took her offer. Now the four of them were set till closing time. Until the real fun would begin. The suspense, the surprises… Both teams oblivious of each other’s terror. But only one question remained: who would survive?
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